Thursday, April 05, 2007

THE LITTLE MAN IN IRAN

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Speaks

(With crossed fingers and a big smile on his face.)

Woeful World!

Look at me!

Appreciate me!

I'm not as mad as you thought me to be!

I freed the slaves...

I mean the British knaves!

I'm credible!

I'm charitable!

I'm not a madman!

I am a hypnotist!

I am a distractor!

I want you to forget that I want nuclear bombs.

I only want nuclear power for my country.

I don't want nuclear bombs!

I only want peaceful atoms...

Not atoms of war.

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