Friday, August 17, 2007

DICK SPEAKS


Quack! Quack!

I knew it would be a bad thing to invade Baghdad.

But that was back in 2000 and 2002.

9/11 changed everything.

Even me.

After 9/11 (but before I shot a lawyer in the face), I knew that the American people and Congress would approve of an attack on Iraq.

And my Halliburton investment would get a shot in the arm!

One of the world's most dangerous dictators (not me) is gone.

Progress is being made in Iraq (just don't pay attention to the death count).

Soon, we will be greeted in Iran as that country's liberator, as we rid the world of another nutcase.

Quack! Quack!

Got to get down to Crawford and hunt me some quail and armadillos.

No alcohol on this trip.

Just Tang.

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