Aide: Mr. President, Al Gore has just been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
GWB: Well, if there's no bell, why does he get an award?
Aide: Sir, Nobel is one word.
GWB: I knew it.
Gore got an award for just one word.
Aide: Sir, this award is because of his efforts to tell the world about global warming.
GWB: I can do that.
I've been tellin' the world about evil terrorists, haven't I?
Aide: Yes sir.
GWB: How can I get me one of these no bell awards?
Aide: You have to do something nobel, like stop making illegal and immoral pre-emptive wars.
GWB: I'll let the next president do that.
God's been tellin' me to spread some more democracy.
Aide: Yes sir.
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!
GWB: Well, if there's no bell, why does he get an award?
Aide: Sir, Nobel is one word.
GWB: I knew it.
Gore got an award for just one word.
Aide: Sir, this award is because of his efforts to tell the world about global warming.
GWB: I can do that.
I've been tellin' the world about evil terrorists, haven't I?
Aide: Yes sir.
GWB: How can I get me one of these no bell awards?
Aide: You have to do something nobel, like stop making illegal and immoral pre-emptive wars.
GWB: I'll let the next president do that.
God's been tellin' me to spread some more democracy.
Aide: Yes sir.
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!
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