Joe Serrano: Hey Sal, have you heard? Tomatoes are off the hook, but you and I are now the suspects.
Sal Jalapeño: Oh yeah…for what?
Joe Serrano: The Feds think that you and I might be carrying…
Sal Jalapeño: (Upset): Carrying what?
Joe Serrano: That Salmonella bug.
Sal Jalapeño: Oh yeah…what are we going to do about it?
Joe Serrano: We can’t go south, because that’s where we’re from.
Sal Jalapeño: Yeah, right. Maybe we should take a little viaje to Canada
Joe Serrano: Good idea. They don’t like the peppers like they do here.
Sal Jalapeño: Yeah, right. It must be the influence of French cuisine. You know, sweet and creamy.
Joe Serrano: I’ll call later and let you know where we’ll rendezvous.
Sal Jalapeño: Yeah, right. I need to take a shower. I partied pretty hard last night.
Joe Serrano: O.K. dude. Chiao.
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!
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