Saturday, August 09, 2008

Q & A

Is this the right time for Barack Obama to take a vacation?

Barack Obama deserves a rock to sit on and an ocean to swim in for a week.

It’s just too bad that Mr. Obama couldn’t vacation at an “undisclosed location”, like “Dick the WMD Quack” Cheney.

I suppose that the media would then accuse Obama of hiding something.

As for the negative attacks, let McCain continue to sling his balls of mud and fire his outrageous arrows, but it may be better for Obama if he does not “take arms” against McCain's sea of negative ads, because by opposing them he may not end them or increase his poll numbers.

What’s your prediction for the U.S. economy twelve months from now?

One moment while I get out my Ouija board.

O.K.

Here’s what I predict for the U.S. economy:

In twelve months we will be paying about $9 per gallon for gas (even though prices are falling now) because Israel couldn’t wait to bomb Iran.

The Stock Market will be where it was in the late 1980s.

Prices for meat, milk and vegetables will be out of this world.

The aliens will finally tell us who they are, where they’re from, and what they’re going to do to us next.

Are political TV ads informative or annoying?

They are more amusing than they are annoying or informative.

America is the entertainment capital of the world, and we love to laugh.

Politicians think that they must entertain us in order to win our votes, but a few jokes can sometimes be a few too many.

Obama has made me laugh quite a few times, not at him personally, but what and how he has said things about his opponent.

McCain makes me laugh when he believes he’s funny when is really isn’t.

Please leave the jokes to Leno, Letterman, and Stewart.

I want leaders, not stand-up comics.




Do you think Hillary Clinton wants Barack Obama to win?

She doesn’t want Barack Obama to lose; she just prefers to be the winner.

It is so obvious that hubby Bill wants her to keep “running” (on empty?).

If she does submit her application to be counted at the convention, McCain is going to be gushing more than just oil.

Mrs. Clinton’s obduracy may swing voters to McCain’s geriatric side, and he may very well prevail in November.

I guess Hillary also thinks that her chances to be chosen VP are zip.

How much faith do you have in Barack Obama or John McCain to solve our energy problems?

I’m not that religious, so I don’t have a lot of faith, but Obama is the more forward-thinking candidate on our energy problems.

I would rather see our planet get off of the old roads that have paved the way for extreme weather and quickly melting ice caps and glaciers.

McCain is holding on to the purse strings of the oil and nuclear options.

Obama is trying to reverse the destiny that is promised if we continue to do the “same old same old.”

Two roads are being offered to us, but only one can be taken.

I prefer Obama’s road.

What should Americans do so that all of us aren’t overweight in 40 years?

We’ve become addicts to finger-licking good and greasy victuals.

I can’t resist the fries, burgers, enchiladas, tacos, and T-bone steaks.

I’m trying to eat more vegetables.

It’s not easy when our country is surrounded by golden arches and when we allow burger kings to rule our lives.

Revolution is the answer!

But first, I have to take my TV dinner out of the microwave oven.

IT’S THE OIL STUPID!

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