Monday, December 22, 2014

THE REVENGE OF KIM JONG UN


"Is this kimchee button?"



Kim Jong un:


, 씨발...Ah, Shi-bal! I really piss off!


U.S. Government whack my Internet!




Commander Dong Poo:

What we do Supreme Leader?




Kim Jong un:

We fight back! We destroy dastardly imperialists!




Commander Dong Poo:

How Supreme Leader?




Kin Jong un:

We bomb them with strongest kimchee (hangul: 김치 )!





Commander Dong Poo:

Yes, Supreme Leader! I shop now for cabbage!




Kim Jong un:

Red cabbage! Remember...we communists!




Commander Dong Poo:

Yes, Supreme Leader!




Kim Jong un:

My rockets ready to deliver my kimchee?




Commander Dong Poo:

Supreme leader, we have no intercontinental missiles.




Kim Jong un:

, 씨발...Ah, Shi-bal! Then email my kimchee!




Commander Dong Poo:

Supreme leader, we have no internet.




Kim Jong un:

Call China!




Commander Dong Poo:

Yes, Supreme Leader!





IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!



















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