WORMHOLES ASTEROIDS AND BALLS

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2917461/The-best-view-Ceres-Dawn-snaps-incredible-image-solar-s-largest-asteroid-closes-target.html

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2920305/Space-time-tunnel-Milky-Way.html

Which of the following is probably not true?

A. Geysers of water may be spurting out of an asteroid.

B. A wormhole might exist in the center of our galaxy.

C. A football team was accused of deflating its balls.

D. Global Warming is a big hoax.

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Football official:

Sir, I will need to inspect your balls.

Football player:

That's an outrage.

 

Football official:

so might your balls.  I need to find out if you have deflated your balls.

Football player:

My balls are just fine.

Football official:

I need to check their size.

 

Football player:

Sir, I never deflate my balls.

 

Football official:

You have been accused of playing with deflated balls.

Football player:

They didn't feel deflated when I was playing with them.

 

Football official:

Nontheless, We have to scrutinize your balls.

Football player:

O.K. Here they are. Be gentle.

 

Football official:

We will.

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