To
be or not to be...stoned.
Was
Shakespeare a pothead?
Of
course he was!
How
else could he have composed his great plays?
The
Bard needed weed to do this.
Below
is a typical day in the life of the Stoned Bard:
William:
Dear,
have you seen my pot pipe?
Anne:
No,
dear. Is it time again for you to do some smoking so THAT you can
write?
William:
Yes,
dear. Well, if I can't find my pot pipe, I'll just use rolling
papers.
Anne:
O.K..
I'll
look around for your pipe.
go
ahead and get high so you can start writing.
William:
Ahhh,
that's the ticket.
Now
I can concentrate better on my iambic pentameter.
Anne:
Dear,
good news, I found your pipe.
William:
Good.
Fill
it up.
I'm
ready for some more inspiration.
IT'S
ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND SHAKESPEARE!
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