The Phallic Fungus

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3270597/The-mysterious-mushroom-triggers-spontaneous-orgasms-women-Phallic-fungus-releases-hormone-like-compounds-excite-single-sniff.html

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One word in the above article that caught my eye was Dictyophora.

I know it was my prurient brain that had this particular word igniting my neurons.

But we have to think and live with the brain that we have.

The prefix and suffix are apropos to the theme of the article.

(Dear reader, please read between the lines to see what I mean.)

A woman is aroused not by a male member, but by a plant whose genus name is Dictyophora.

Euphoria (phora?) and orgasm result when this odoriferous plant is encountered...that is, sniffed.

Seeing the plant is not a factor.

 "To trigger the reaction, the phallic fungus releases 'hormone-like compounds' that may be similar to human neurotransmitters during sexual encounters.”

The best thing for men to do is to not take their girlfriends or wives where this plant grows.

The best thing for women to do is to go where this plant grows...

AND INHALE DEEPLY.

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND ORGASMS