AIRPORT SECURITY:
Sir, is there anything suspicious on your person?
MALE PASSENGER:
No. But...
AS:
Sir, did you say butt?
MALE PASSENGER:
Yes, but...
AS:
Sir, come with me.
MALE PASSENGER:
But...
AS:
Yes, your butt!
[AS escorts the male passenger to a private room.]
MALE PASSENGER:
Why did you bring me here?
AS:
Sir, we must search your rectal cavity to make sure that there is nothing inside that poses any threat.
MALE PASSENGER:
You've got to be kidding? I'd rather just leave and go home.
AS:
No, sir. If you do that, we'll need to detain and fine you.
MALE PASSENGER:
But...
AS:
Exactly.
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!
