Wednesday, March 27, 2019

LOVE'S LABOR'S LOST





THE LOVERS by RenĂ© Magritte



I'm reading John Steinbeck's THE LOG FROM THE SEA OF CORTEZ again.
It finally dawned on me that the word log in the title does not refer to a tree.

*

Steinbeck mentioned the port of Loreto.
It made me remember a girl I had met.
Her name was Loretta.
Mine would become shame.

*

I was working at the time as an assistant in the produce department at Safeway. I don't know if I was really called an assistant, but I wasn't the manager, so I guess it is accurate to say that I assisted the manager.
(I'll return to Loretta in a moment, but I want to mention a date I had with one of the bakery ladies.)

*

I forget her name, but she was older than me by at least a dozen years.
I was seventeen.
The same age when I encountered Loretta.

*

I took the bakery lady to Red Rocks to hear the London Symphony Orchestra.
I remember when the orchestra played Shubert's Unfinished Symphony.
I still remember how it did sound quite unfinished.
It was an apt title.

*

My date with the bakery lady ended by having a meal at the shiny, silver, Airstream-shaped hot dog restaurant not far from Red Rocks on West Colfax.
Our date was quite uneventful.
Neither I nor she made any moves.
Regretfully.

*

Loretta was a sexy Latina before I had ever heard the word Latina.
I didn't think of her as anything but sexy.
Full lips.
Beautiful eyes.
Long, dark brown hair.
A body that was out of this world.
It was during this first encounter in the produce department that we set a date to go out.
She was wearing bright yellow clothes.
She glowed brighter than her clothes.
It was a quest of lust, not love.
At least it was for me.

*

I was excited.
I guess not excited enough, however, because I forgot to pick her up at the scheduled time.
I called her.
She immediately said, “Nobody stands me up!”
Then there was a deafening loud click.
I never saw Loretta again, but I dreamed about her.




IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND DATES


Monday, March 04, 2019

EARS
















I've been thinking about ears.


Diogenes said this about ears:
We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.


Gertrude Stein wrote:

A writer should write with his eyes and a painter paint with his ears.



(Stein should have been a painter. I know my ears have gotten colorful over the years.)


Zsa Zsa Gabor was not ambiguous when she said:
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.


A poet, Billy Collins, wrote:
I learned snails don't have ears. They live in silence. They go slowly. Slowly, slowly in silence.


I like this simple yet profound message:
My son, give attention to my 

wisdom, Incline your ear to 

my understanding.

Proverbs 5:1




Here are some other “eary” 

quotes.


I got an earful.


Give me your ears.
.

Do you have beans

 in your ears?


I'm all ears


.
Can I bend your ear?


I'm in it up to my ears.


He's still green behind the 

ears.



Intelligent people have large 

ears.



Maybe they hear more than 

people with smaller ears.






IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE 

RESOURCES AND EARS