RICK SANTORUM

SANCTIMONIOUS RICK SANTORUM BELIEVES Americans might soon be decapitated by Barack Obama!

Is the guillotine still being used in Kenya?

I don’t know, but hold on to your hats and heads, because Ricky the Righteous Santorum is warning us that we all might lose our heads if President Obama stays as OUR Head of State.

However, it is Mr. Santorum who seems to have lost his head AND brain.

Lawyers.

Some are good, some are bad, and some are very stupid.

The brain is a precious thing to waste on demagoguery and righteous (and pious…thank you Newt GINGRICH) bologna!

Ron Paul is looking better and better all the time.

Unfortunately, Mr. Paul does not reside inside the big belly of the religious right or the righteous rich.

The GOP’s presidential candidates are looking more and more like a house of monkeys.

What’s Jeb Bush doing?

IT’S THE OIL STUPID!

SOME HOLY WRIT OF MORMON MITT

"He'd buy companies. He'd close companies. He'd get rid of jobs,"

Donald Trump told CNN Chief Political Correspondent Candy Crowley.

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People are also corporations.

Attorneys decide whether to have wars

(Forget the U.S. Constitution?).

Only men and women should marry.

Marijuana shouldn’t be legal.

The very poor have a safety net.

Churches and mosques should be wiretapped.

IT'S THE OIL STUPID!