DICK DICK AND MORE DICK

Dick Cheney has pulled out of his hole, ascended from his abyss, and left his undisclosed location.
As long as Dick's ticker can tock, and his crooked mouth can talk,
Dick will continue to pretend that he’s not interested in politics.
He will continue to be smug but humble, denying that he is interested in running for the Presidency in 2012.
But Dick Cheney has been preening his political feathers for months, now.

He’s one slick bird.

A vulture.

With his eye on the White House.

This time it would be upstairs for Dick, and not in the Basement...
Monitoring (or directing) a Terrorist Attack.

And Dick's nearly as good as Sarah Palin when it comes to invoking Mother and apple pie (in your eye).

Here’s an early prototype of what a Cheney-Palin poster might say:
Dick and Palin: They shoot moose and goose, Don’t they?
Palin could say that she’d (you betcha) be ready to take over Dick’s reins if he fell off of his high horse, kicked the bucket, or accidentally shot himself in the head.


And even if Dick ran himself (up) against Palin, he would still look pretty good.

But the Drill and Kill Team might be the Ticket to take over the White House from the Democrats.

Wink, wink.

IT'S STILL THE OIL STUPID!

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For shame Dick Cheney, your country needs you. On CNN, Wolf Blitzer declared he thought Cheney might run in 2012, assuming the Republicans do well in the 2010 midterm elections in November. And who knows? he might be the only man to stop the Sarah Palin bandwagon from driving the Republican party over off the cliff. So go and register the www.cheney2012.com web address right now.
Obviously it would be great for the Democratic party if Cheney did run, one suspects, and the prospect of a Cheney versus Palin Republican primary ... well, it would be like Alien versus Predator, but much better. And real.
Anyway, it's too much to hope for.
From:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/richard-adams-blog/2010/feb/19/dick-cheney-2012-election-please-god

GO SEE ALICE

Like Popeye, "I've had all I can stand, I can't stands no more".

I mean, I can't stand hearing any more commercials about male enhancement (encouragement?) of the venerated and upright (but dysfunctional) PART.

But I belie.

I get a kick out of these absurdly funny promotions for buying a "drug" that will kick start and expand the engine and ego (i.e., head) of male masculinity.

Take our drug...
BUT SCREAM for HELP if
you have any of these “side effects”:

Angina.
High blood pressure (hypertension) or no more blood.
Dry mouth or No teeth.
Insomnia or Incandescence.
A spinning sensation (vertigo).
Unexplained rash or trash.
Blurred vision or television.
Other vision problems, such as seeing a blue tinge to objects or difficulty telling the difference between blue and green or night and day.
A sudden decrease in or loss of hearing and of hair.
Migraines.
Prolonged erection lasting longer than forty hours.
Painful erection lasting more than sixty days (SuperPriapism).
Heart attack .
Chest pain.
Heart palpitations.
Stroke.Sudden death.
ONLY THE DEAD SEE THE END OF WAR.

BEHOLD THE PALIN HORSE

IF YOU CAN’T RIDE TWO HORSES AT ONCE YOU SHOULDN’T BE IN THE CIRCUS.*
Sarah Palin

*British Labour politician James Maxton (1885–1946) is often quoted as saying, “If you cannot ride two horses you have no right in the bloody circus”.

Politics is a big and brutal circus, and fortunately rarely bloody.

Yes, I MEAN REAL BLOOD.

Duels are no longer with us, but perhaps we should bring them back.

Americans---loyal voyeurs inside of the Big Circus Tent---like a good fight.

The season of the witch is already spawning and spreading its wings.

More and more Creepy Critters will continue to come out of the woodwork as 2012 gets closer and closer.

Sarah the Rogue has begun her ride to the White House on (and off her) Rocker and Rocking Horse.

The circus will get bloody and bloodier.

But it is still early.

Right now there is a good blood supply in those vying for political power.

The rhetoric on all sides of the Big Circus tent will grow hotter and hotter.

Candidates and their shills will change saddles, bridles, hay, and horses faster than thunderbolts can strike them or us.

It is only the second month of 2010.

It’s too early.

I don’t have much material yet…

But it will blow…

It will blow…

It will grow just like the snow.


ONLY THE DEAD SEE THE END OF WAR.