Saturday, January 03, 2009

PARDON ME?

GWB: Dick?

DC:
Quack!

GWB:
Just called to see if you’re all packed up to leave.

DC:
Quack! I’m getting there. Just have a few more safes to move out.

GWB:
Good. It’s almost time for me to give pardons.

DC:
Quack!

GWB:
The country won’t even notice, with all of the bad things that are happening all at once.

DC:
Quack!

GWB:
The destruction of Gaza by Israel is a Godsend, and will really help take attention away from my pardons.

DC:
Quack!

GWB:
Well, I want to add a few lines to my memoirs, so I’ll say Adios for now.

DC:
Quack!



IMPEACHMENT NOT PARDON STUPID!

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