IT'S THE OIL STUPID!

Coo coo ca choo!

Coup?

Coup?

Coup?

KOOKY

COUP?

Stuck in flypaper glue once again?

Kick the hot sand?

Strike up the band?

Get ready

To put boots and bombs

In a foreign land

Once again?


IT'S THE OIL STUPID!

PHOBIAS

1. HoodOphobia:
Fear of hitting your head on the corner of a kitchen stove's exhaust fan hood.

1. BathtubOphobia:
Fear of falling backwards into a bathtub after showering.

2. RepublicanOphobia:
Fear of any Republican becoming president of the United States.

3. FartOphobia:
Fear of farting in a crowded elevator.

4. SnotOphobia:
Fear of releasing snot bubbles from either nostril.

5. RearOphobia:
Fear of hitting anything while you're moving backwards (especially in a vehicle).

P.S.,
I'm sure there are others, but I'm going into my kitchen to make a sandwich.
Have no fear!

IT'S THE OIL STUPID!