Fear of hitting your head on the corner of a kitchen stove's exhaust fan hood.
Fear of falling backwards into a bathtub after showering.
Fear of any Republican becoming president of the United States.
Fear of farting in a crowded elevator.
Fear of releasing snot bubbles from either nostril.
Fear of hitting anything while you're moving backwards (especially in a vehicle).
I'm sure there are others, but I'm going into my kitchen to make a sandwich.
Have no fear!
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!