PHOBIAS

1. HoodOphobia:
Fear of hitting your head on the corner of a kitchen stove's exhaust fan hood.

1. BathtubOphobia:
Fear of falling backwards into a bathtub after showering.

2. RepublicanOphobia:
Fear of any Republican becoming president of the United States.

3. FartOphobia:
Fear of farting in a crowded elevator.

4. SnotOphobia:
Fear of releasing snot bubbles from either nostril.

5. RearOphobia:
Fear of hitting anything while you're moving backwards (especially in a vehicle).

P.S.,
I'm sure there are others, but I'm going into my kitchen to make a sandwich.
Have no fear!

IT'S THE OIL STUPID!