WAR AND HAIR PIECE

REPORTER:
Mr. Trump, where were you born?

DONALD TRUMP:
I was born in New York, June 14, 1946.

REPORTER:
And your hair?

DONALD TRUMP:
On the top of my head. Ha, ha.

REPORTER:
Mr. Trump, do you really think that you can prevail in 2016 and become the next president of the United States?

DONALD TRUMP:
Yes.

REPORTER:
But, sir, how can you possibly be a credible candidate when you now call yourself a birther?

DONALD TRUMP:
When President Obama can produce video footage of his birth in the United States I will concede that he is a U.S. citizen.

REPORTER:
And your hair?

DONALD TRUMP:
I will remove all of the hair on my head and from my entire body when Barack Obama comes clean on his citizenship.

REPORTER:
Thank you, Mr. Trump.

DONALD TRUMP:
My pleasure.



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