Thursday, June 30, 2011

GAFFES GAS SCHIZOPHRENIA AND MUD WRESTLING


Barbra Streisand for president

by JEAN THOMASSEN

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EXISTENTIALISM

The world has already lost its collective mind, but

there are still a few souls who keep “it together” (to use an old hippie phrase) because of their extensive reading in Existentialism.

COMEDY OF ERRORS (AND AIRS).

Few things are as humorous and entertaining as the “clowns” who are now vying to become the next president of the United States.

It can only get funnier and funnier.

INSANE LAUGHS

We Americans---we world citizens---must laugh or we WILL go insane.

It is a compliment when people tell me that I’m crazy. I know that I’m not INSANE…just a little crazy.

Thank you.

BANANAS

It’s other people who seem to be the real crazies.

It keeps us laughing, and prevents us from going totally bananas.

People like Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and Michele Bachmann.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND FREEDOM OF THE PRESS

Freedom of Speech and Freedom of the Press are exquisitely good and beautiful things!


IT'S THE OIL STUPID!

Monday, June 27, 2011

SOME (FLAKY?) WORDS OF MICHELE MARIE BACHMANN









"Did God tell you He wanted you to run for the Minnesota State Senate, or something like that?" Schieffer asked.

"I prayed about that, as well," Bachmann said. "And that's really what that means. It means that I have a sense of assurance about the direction I think that God is speaking into my heart that I should go."
Read more:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/06/26/ftn/main20074482.shtml#ixzz1QVz4yHEw


ALSO SPOKEN BY MICHELE BACHMANN:

Lady Liberty and Sarah Palin are lit by the same torch.

The big thing we are working on now is the global warming hoax. Its all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax.

There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design.

If we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.

[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said she has even said she is trying to save the planet. We all know that someone did that 2,000 years ago.

Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.

Carbon dioxide is natural, it is not harmful, it is a part of Earth's lifecycle. And yet we're being told that we have to reduce this natural substance, reduce the American standard of living, to create an arbitrary reduction in something that is naturally occuring in Earth.

This is an earthquake issue. This will change our state forever. Because the immediate consequence, if gay marriage goes through, is that K-12 little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal, natural and perhaps they should try it.

'I don't know where they're going to get all this money because we're running out of rich people in this country.



IT'S THE OIL STUPID!

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

THE DAY BEFORE DOOMSDAY AGAIN: GOLF BALLS GOOF BALLS AND MISSION CREEP



THE LAST MAN by John Martin






"From a moral perspective, there is a significant difference between authorizing torture and continuing a bombing campaign that may save thousands of Libyans from slaughter by Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi. But from a legal viewpoint, Mr. Obama is setting an even worse precedent."

"Although Mr. Yoo’s memos made a mockery of the applicable law, they at least had the approval of the Office of Legal Counsel. In contrast, Mr. Obama’s decision to disregard that office’s opinion and embrace the White House counsel’s view is undermining a key legal check on arbitrary presidential power."


From "Legal Acrobatics, Illegal War"

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/21/opinion/21Ackerman.html?_r=1


Libya.

Iraq.

Afghanistan.

Pakistan.

Yemen.

Somalia!


Mitt Romney.

Michelle Bachman.

Rick Perry.


[The Republican contest probably will become a binary choice — Romney and the Not Romney candidate. If Perry becomes the latter, he will do so by his visceral appeal to social conservatives, and by trumping Romney’s economic expertise with “Texas exceptionalism”:

Between 2001 and last June, Texas — a right-to-work state that taxes neither personal income nor capital gains — added more jobs than the other 49 states combined. And since the recovery began two Junes ago, Texas has created 37 percent of America’s net new jobs.

Perry would rather not run, but his wife, who has a nursing background and is alarmed by Obamacare, says that sometimes desires are secondary to duties. Perry, who sensibly did not watch the Republicans’ recent New Hampshire debate because the Aggies were on ESPN playing Florida State in the NCAA baseball tournament, says, “I’m a long way from being a candidate.” But he did not finish the hamburger. Perhaps he is in training for something strenuous.

georgewill@washpost.com

June 24, 2011]




Barack Obama.


Bombs and balls keep falling, but not the jobless rate.



Our goggling (Google) eyes are fixed on polls and people’s junk.


December 21, 2012 is just around that proverbial corner.


July 4th is going to be a very hot one as the Great Muddy keeps overflowing.


Hold on to your hats as you swing your bats.


The next erection---I mean election---is also just around the next corner!


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June 20, 2011

Libya, Obama and the War Powers Act

Desperately Seeking Legitimacy

By RALPH NADER

The meticulous Harvard Law Review editors should be rolling over in their footnotes. The recidivist violations of constitutional and statutory requirements by their celebrated predecessor at that journal – Barack Obama has reached Orwellian dimensions in the war against Libya.

You see, the widespread daily bombing of Libya, the strict naval blockade of Muammar Gadhafi-controlled Libya, the destruction of Gadhafi's family compound and tent encampment in the desert--killing his son and three grandchildren--and the deployment of special forces inside Libya is not a "War." It is in the Obama White House's evasive nomenclature just a "time-limited, scope-limited military action" Can you find that phrase in the Constitution?

If Obama used the word "War," he would have a more difficult time explaining to Congress and the American people (three out of four oppose this war) why he did not (1) seek a declaration of war under Article I, section 8, clause 11 of the Constitution, or (2) seek Congressional authorization for appropriated funds to further the war with our NATO co-warriors, or (3) comply with the deadlines of the War Powers Resolution. He threw all three lawful restraints on his Presidential unilateralism overboard.

So, in the invidious tradition of George W. Bush and his indentured confessor, Justice Department lawyer, John Yoo, now comfortably ensconced on the law faculty of the University of California Berkeley, Mr. Obama is blithely claiming as authority for taking our country into another war "the inherent powers of the President under Article II of the Constitution." This wouldn't pass the laugh test by Jefferson, Madison, Franklin Mason or even Hamilton. James Madison believed placing the war-declaring power in the exclusive hands of Congress was the most significant achievement during the convention in Philadelphia that summer of 1787. No more King George substitutes for America's future, they demanded.

Note that Libya did not attack the U.S. or its appendages, and did not attack a member of NATO. Obama admits these points. Libya's trusting government sovereign fund even left $37 billion in the U.S. which Obama promptly froze. Lacking even the prevaricatory pretenses for Bush's illegal invasion of Iraq in 2003, Obama and Hillary Clinton now say the U.S. is militarily involved "to protect our interests and advance our values" in the region and, of course, to protect the "universal rights" of the Libyan people. (Opportunities abound for this Obama doctrine around the world from the Congo to Syria, to Burma, to occupied Palestine and many other areas.)

Desperately seeking legitimacy, Mr. Obama cites the UN resolution, NATO, and the Arab League instead of seeking it from Congress. For all treaties with foreign countries, including the UN Charter, are trumped by the U.S. Constitution (Reid v. Covert, 354 U.S. 1 (1957)). As a former teacher of constitutional law, the President knows this basic principle but then, as Lord Acton declared: "Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

Congress, rendered a rubber stamp by President George W. Bush, is bestirring itself. On June 3, 2011, the House of Representatives passed H.R. Res 292 declaring that the President shall not deploy, establish, or maintain the presence of units and members of the United States Armed Forces on the ground in Libya. On this matter, Obama pleads state secrets.

On June 16, 2011, ten members of the House – five conservative Republicans (including Walter B. Jones (Rep. N.C.) and Ron Paul (Rep. Texas) and five Democrats (including Dennis Kucinich (Dem. Ohio) and John Conyers (Dem. Mich.) filed suit against President Obama in federal district court for an order declaring the U.S. war in Libya "without a declaration of Congress with the use of funds never approved for such a war" to be unconstitutional. Given past judicial decisions declaring members of Congress to have "no standing to sue" on what they call "political matters," this suit is facing an uphill barrier.

Congress has appropriated no money for this war, already costing nearly a billion dollars, nor has the lawless Obama asked for it because he knows there will be strong bi-partisan resistance.

So where is the Congress to go but to the courts to decide this internal, domestic issue affecting the separation of powers provoked by a clearly lawless President? The degraded, politicized, formerly professional, Office of Legal Counsel is a sleazy apologist for presidential overreaching for over two decades.

The expanding immunities of the Executive branch, now increasingly embracing the military contractors of the corporate state, is destroying the remaining pretensions that we are a nation under law. When he was inaugurated as President in January 2009, President Obama said he wanted his Administration to be known as one of "transparency and the rule of law." You'll recall during his 2008 campaign he trumpeted that he would obey the Constitution, inferring the the Republican regime was trampling the Rule of Law.

Indeed in 2007, then Senator Barack Obama stated that "the president does not have any power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation." Vice President Biden was even more vehement on this issue. And Secretary of Defense Robert Gates originally opposed the attack on Libya before falling in line.

Gadhafi's dictatorship is a brutal one. Civil wars are brutal. People are dying and suffering. The country is being torn apart. Obama and NATO are not adequately testing offers for a truce and supervised elections. Top level officials are defecting from Gadhafi and hoping to help lead any successor government.

Regimes brutalize their people whether as dictatorships, authoritarian rulers, connected with dominant oligarchies, or through racial, religious or other sectarian repressions. Is the U.S., mired in deep recession, debt and its own kleptocracy, going to continue to police the world with bases, interventions, subversions or occupation?

The cause of human rights everywhere, needs a permanent, well-quipped professional United Nations peace-keeping force and effective international courts to prevent mass massacres and mass brutalities. That time is not near but it should be at the top of the agenda of civilized nations.

The U.S., as the number one military superpower, provoking antagonisms by its penchant for control throughout the world, should not imperially advance our empire. It is that belief which is bringing Right and Left together, not just in Congress, but around the country.


Ralph Nader is the author of Only the Super-Rich Can Save Us!, a novel.

(See:
ComeHomeAmerica.us, edited by George D. O'Neill, Jr. Paul Buhle; Bill Kauffman and Kevin Zeese, Titan Publishing Company [2010])




IT’S THE OIL STUPID!

Thursday, June 09, 2011

OUT OF THE BUN AND INTO THE FIRE




"Resignation is not even in his head."

"He said he's going to stick it out."

"No one can force a member of Congress to quit."



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The "wiener" is out of the bun, and more pictures of it are popping up (and out) on the Internet.

It is another sad story about men...

About a man.

Anything and everything can become the butt (or any extremity) of a joke.

Everyone is laughing except for U.S. Representative
Anthony Weiner.

Humans are a very strange species.

A beautiful, sometimes monstrous species.

There were exceptional exceptions:
Beethoven, Da Vinci, Shakespeare etc.

But not all of us are wont to be the better paragons of the human species.

Then there are the new electronic contrivances of our Brave (& Cowardly) New World that quickly make known the aberrant sides of our humanity.

None of us are angels in this dog-eat-dog world.

This latest breach of the human breech is only the wacky tip (or other extremity) of the iceberg...

Pathetically funny, but not unexpected.

It is but the latest fresh fodder on the fast, furious, and frenzied road to the White House.




IT'S THE OIL STUPID...NOT THE WIENER!



Wednesday, June 01, 2011

BRIEF NEWS IN YOUR SHORTS



“Pictures can be dropped in and inserted.”

Anthony Weiner


BEFORE ARMAGEDDON AND AFTER THE DEATH OF BIN LADEN, there is now something called Weinergate.

WITHOUT SAURKRAUT…

AND hold the mustard!

This news story has stripped away attention that reporters had been giving to Sarah Palin and her bus (not bust).

Perhaps it will help her and all other candidates if they tweet the best photo of themselves in their shorts, briefs, and/or panties.

All candidates must get their underwear “out there” before others can tweet or hack them, or their facsimiles thereof.

Our nation deserves nothing less, as do our candidates.

Grin and bare it!

Who knows?

Maybe candidates can walk down a runway during the presidential debates and model their underwear.

2012 might be more exciting than we could ever have imagined.

Under scrutiny (but not under any scrotum) is whether or not Anthony Weiner’s wiener might have been tweeted or hacked (but not whacked).

Something this big has to be uncovered.

Weiner said that he has "hired a firm to get to the bottom of

it (my Italics)."


IT'S THE OIL STUPID...NOT YOUR UNDERWEAR!