“Pictures can be dropped in and inserted.”
Anthony Weiner
BEFORE ARMAGEDDON AND AFTER THE DEATH OF BIN LADEN, there is now something called Weinergate.
WITHOUT SAURKRAUT…
AND hold the mustard!
This news story has stripped away attention that reporters had been giving to Sarah Palin and her bus (not bust).
Perhaps it will help her and all other candidates if they tweet the best photo of themselves in their shorts, briefs, and/or panties.
All candidates must get their underwear “out there” before others can tweet or hack them, or their facsimiles thereof.
Our nation deserves nothing less, as do our candidates.
Grin and bare it!
Who knows?
Maybe candidates can walk down a runway during the presidential debates and model their underwear.
2012 might be more exciting than we could ever have imagined.
Under scrutiny (but not under any scrotum) is whether or not Anthony Weiner’s wiener might have been tweeted or hacked (but not whacked).
Something this big has to be uncovered.
Weiner said that he has "hired a firm to get to the bottom of
it (my Italics)."
IT'S THE OIL STUPID...NOT YOUR UNDERWEAR!
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