“God was dealing with me. At 27 years old, I knew that I had been called to the ministry. I’ve just always been really stunned by how big a pulpit I was gonna have. I still am. I truly believe with all my heart that God has put me in this place at this time to do his will.”
God as Herself
Rick Perry as himself
Michele Bachmann as herself
Hermann Cain as himself
O.K. This is for all of you to hear: Stop saying my name so much, or I’m taking you off of my list.
My list of presidential candidates.
Are you really God…Allah…or what?
Watch it Mr. Cain!
What about “Lord, the day is at hand. We are in the last days. You are a Jehovah God…”
No! That’s exactly what I’m talking about. Stop saying anything…unless I tell you to like I did George W. Bush.
You ARE a vengeful God!
You must be a Democrat!
And gay like my husband...oops!
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!