“God was dealing with me. At 27 years old, I knew that I had been called to the ministry. I’ve just always been really stunned by how big a pulpit I was gonna have. I still am. I truly believe with all my heart that God has put me in this place at this time to do his will.”
Rick Perry
Characters:
God as Herself
Rick Perry as himself
Michele Bachmann as herself
Hermann Cain as himself
God:
O.K. This is for all of you to hear: Stop saying my name so much, or I’m taking you off of my list.
Rick Perry:
What list?
God:
My list of presidential candidates.
Hermann Cain:
Are you really God…Allah…or what?
God:
Watch it Mr. Cain!
Michele Bachmann:
What about “Lord, the day is at hand. We are in the last days. You are a Jehovah God…”
God:
No! That’s exactly what I’m talking about. Stop saying anything…unless I tell you to like I did George W. Bush.
Rick Perry:
You ARE a vengeful God!
Hermann Cain:
You must be a Democrat!
Michele Bachman:
And gay like my husband...oops!
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!
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