CABBAGES AND KINGS ON THE MOON

 

 



"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."

From The Walrus and The Carpenter

by Lewis Carroll

Since I eat a lot of cabbage, and sprinkle basil on almost everything, it came as a sweet surprise that the moon will soon be seeded with both cabbage and basil, plus other flora, in an experiment to see whether fauna---namely the human sort---can live on the moon.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2516538/One-giant-leek-mankind-Nasa-try-growing-vegetables-herbs-moon-humans-day-live-there.html

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I guess the moon will eventually have some cheese, too.

 

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Humans should already be living on the moon, cooking up a storm, taking Moon-lit---I mean, Earth-lit drives.

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I'm sick of looking at moon, knowing that Big Macs and DQ Blizzards should already be there.

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I don't believe that aliens have ever stopped us from returning to the Moon.

I believe it's just that we're too lazy and stingy to return.

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Men are also too busy trying to kill each other, instead of flying to the Moon and Mars.

Isn't that why women should be in power instead of men?

Then we might be headed for the stars instead of sowing so much death and destruction.

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES ON THE MOON!