Is the
Ukraine
Vladmir
Putin's
Hot potato?
(Yes,
but it's no spudnik.)
Is Barack
Obama on the hot seat?
(As
always)
Are
Republicans beating their war drums again?
(As
always)
Are Justin
Bieber and Selena Gomez back together?
(Maybe,
but Selena has been on Bieber's chest not his back.)
Did the plane
crash, land, or disappear into a black hole?
(Or
None
of the above?)
Should
students print or write cursive?
(They
should print but not curse.)
Is Kim
Kardashian overexposed?
(No
ifs, ands, or...well...butts, yes.)
Will Hillary
Clinton run for president in 2016?
(Do
we need oxygen to breathe?)
Will the
world end in fire or ice?
(Who
the hell knows?)
Are
extraterrestrials here or coming here?
(Who
the hell knows?)
P.S.
P.S.
Last month NASA announced it had found 715 new planets outside the solar system, nearly doubling the previous total known planets in the galaxy.
IT'S
ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!
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