Tuesday, March 25, 2014

TOP TEN QUESTIONS


Is the Ukraine

Vladmir Putin's

Hot potato?

(Yes, but it's no spudnik.)




Is Barack Obama on the hot seat?

(As always)




Are Republicans beating their war drums again?

(As always)




Are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez back together?

(Maybe, but Selena has been on Bieber's chest not his back.)




Did the plane crash, land, or disappear into a black hole?

(Or None of the above?)




Should students print or write cursive?

(They should print but not curse.)




Is Kim Kardashian overexposed?

(No ifs, ands, or...well...butts, yes.)




Will Hillary Clinton run for president in 2016?

(Do we need oxygen to breathe?)




Will the world end in fire or ice?

(Who the hell knows?)




Are extraterrestrials here or coming here?

(Who the hell knows?)




P.S.

Last month NASA announced it had found 715 new planets outside the solar system, nearly doubling the previous total known planets in the galaxy.













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