Micky
Mouse talked, but
that was in cartoons.
Now...
Lo and behold...
Ecce
mouse!
A
mouse has been given human DNA!
Two
of these genetically modified mice recently had the following
conversation:
Rodney:
I
feel different. What's happening?
Genny:
I
don't know, but we can't let them see us talking.
Rodney:
Oh
my gosh! We ARE talking. That's what's happening.
Genny:
I
know. It's because of the human stuff they put inside of us.
Rodney:
Right.
I'm feeling a little bit like I'm human. Not so mousy anymore.
Genny:
Shhh.
Here comes a lab technician. Look and act like a mouse. Scurry.
Squeak.
Rodney:
He
didn't notice us talking. Maybe we can call a newspaper or TV
station.
Genny:
Let's
get a good night's sleep first, then we can think about calling
someone.
Rodney:
Alright.
Sweet dreams. And don't talk in your sleep!
IT'S
ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES OIL AND MEN IN MICE
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