Sunday, March 29, 2015

IS ANYONE OUT THERE AND DO WE WANT TO FIND OUT?


Former NASA engineer claims he saw a NINE FOOT alien on 1991 space mission
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3016514/Former-NASA-engineer-claims-saw-NINE-FOOT-alien-1991-space-mission.html

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Stop looking for extraterrestrials.


They will find us--- sooner or later---if they haven't already.


Read a book.


Relax.


We've got lasers.


We're ready.


As a U.S. President once said, “Bring 'em on!”






Niobi:
It's still snowing in Boston on the Earth.


Xenon:
That's fine, but I'm more concerned about what the human animals are doing.


Niobi:
What are they doing, besides killing each other and destroying their ecosystem?


Xenon:
The animals are itching to find us.


Niobi:
But we have nothing to fear.


Xenon:
Yes we do. These animals are vile, violent and vainglorious.


Niobi:
We can swat them as they do their flies if they get too close to us.


Xenon:
Yes, but the Galactic Council is recommending invasion and neutralization before these monstrosities get any closer.


Niobi:
When?


Xenon:
On their Christmas day next year.


Niobi:
They will be busy opening presents.


Xenon:
Right.





IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND EXTRATERRESTRIALS!

Time Capsule

The cold machines from earth
Traveled as far as they could
And traveled empty paths
Through endless spaces
Filled with myriad stars and
Galaxies
For one thousand years.

It didn't matter, after all,
Since life on earth as men
Had known it was gone
And the men, the intelligent
Knowers and machine-lover-makers
Had also disappeared.
The sun never felt a thing
And God remained inside
His big laboratory quietly thinking
About what to do next.
By M.L. Squier

Sunday, March 08, 2015

THE BARE FACTS








Dr. Seuss, you HAVE been a naughty boy!

All of this time we---and by we  I mean children---thought that you were a decent and upstanding fellow.

But now we have learned that you once published a book about naked ladies:



Shocking, shocking, shocking!

The bare-butted lady was none other than Mrs. Lady Godiva.

In fact, the tale---or should I say the tail?---of Lady Godiva and her horsey ride never took place.

Her tale (or tail) was never seen--- nor wAS the horse'S TAIL:

A fascinating piece of history. But as it happens, most medieval scholars agree the ride never took place.”



Nonetheless, the news about Dr. Seuss's book is interesting.

He naturally wanted to make a buck by exposing Lady Godiva's butt---or rather her seven butts.

But the public back then (unlike today?) was not that interested in purchasing a book about naked ladies and their butts.

The public's eyes today want to see as many butts as possible---the bigger the better.

Just ask Kim Kardashian, and all of her BIG BUTT WANNABES.

The human form can be a thing of beauty, as many sculptors and painters have shown us.

Although a few cultures and religions are ashamed to see naked butts and (and other body parts)---and prohibit such exhibitions---this is a minority view in the world.

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Although Beauty is Truth, and Truth is Beauty---Big Butts have Big Benefits:






P.S.
From Wikipedia:

Scopophilia or scoptophilia (from Greek σκοπέω skopeō, "look to, examine" and φιλία philia, "tendency toward"), is deriving pleasure from looking. As an expression of sexuality, it refers to sexual pleasure derived from looking at erotic objects: erotic photographs, pornography, naked bodies, etc.





IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND BIG BUTTS!


Sunday, March 01, 2015

GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS








GOOD NEWS:
Smoking pot is now legal in Washington, D.C.

BAD NEWS:
Republicans won't be SMOKING IT.

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GOOD NEWS:
Mitt Romney will not run in the 2016 Presidential election.

BAD NEWS:
Rick Perry is and Sarah Palin might be.

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GOOD NEWS:
Speaker of the House of Representatives John Boehner said that everything he knows he learned inside a bar.

BAD NEWS:
Representative Boehner is still inside a bar.

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GOOD NEWS:
Madonna continued to perform at the Brit Awards after she fell off the stage.

BAD NEWS:
She suffered whiplash, and she still isn't a virgin.

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GOOD NEWS:
The Buff Orpington hen named Ping Pong layed a perfectly spherical egg.

BAD NEWS:
We still don't know which came first: The chicken or the egg?

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GOOD NEWS:


dONALD TRUMP STILL WEARS

THAT ORANGE THING ON HIS

HEAD.



BAD NEWS:


dONALD TRUMP IS STILL AN

IDIOT:



"This very expensive 

GLOBAL


WARMING bullshit has got


to stop. Our planet is


freezing, record 

low temps, 


and our GW scientists are


stuck in ice."


Donald Trump







IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!