The Phallic Fungus

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3270597/The-mysterious-mushroom-triggers-spontaneous-orgasms-women-Phallic-fungus-releases-hormone-like-compounds-excite-single-sniff.html

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One word in the above article that caught my eye was Dictyophora.

I know it was my prurient brain that had this particular word igniting my neurons.

But we have to think and live with the brain that we have.

The prefix and suffix are apropos to the theme of the article.

(Dear reader, please read between the lines to see what I mean.)

A woman is aroused not by a male member, but by a plant whose genus name is Dictyophora.

Euphoria (phora?) and orgasm result when this odoriferous plant is encountered...that is, sniffed.

Seeing the plant is not a factor.

 "To trigger the reaction, the phallic fungus releases 'hormone-like compounds' that may be similar to human neurotransmitters during sexual encounters.”

The best thing for men to do is to not take their girlfriends or wives where this plant grows.

The best thing for women to do is to go where this plant grows...

AND INHALE DEEPLY.

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND ORGASMS

GOD AND THE END OF THE WORLD

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3268094/Christian-group-changes-end-world-deadline-following-incorrect-prediction.html

Hello everyone, this is God.

Yes, the One and Only God.

Although you have always called Me by different names, I'm still just Me.

(Yes, I do have a beard, but I'm bald.)

Lately some of you have been telling the world that I am going to end the world.

Not only this, you give specific dates.

Come on, humans, I set the Ball rolling, but I'm not going to be the One Who stops the Ball.

You are making that happen by yourselves.

So, please stop saying that I am going to end the world.

This is not fair to Me.

O.K. Now that I've gotten this off of My Chest, I can get back to playing strip poker with My Angels.

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES  GOD AND THE END OF THE WORLD

WHERE'S MY BONE?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3263763/Most-humans-use-brain-dog-looking-bone-retrieving-computer-files.html

Humans use a part of their brain that dogs use when they look for their bones.

(I use the same part of my brain when I search for mine.)

But all kidding and bones aside, humans search for information, not bones.

This is a short entry, but so is the article.

Go ahead, read it.

You can find your bone later.

P.S.

The last part in the above article is about how dogs can recognize faces of people and other dogs (I guess when they're not searching for their bones.)

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND BONES!