Hello everyone, this is God.
Yes, the One and Only God.
Although you have always called Me by different names, I'm still just Me.
(Yes, I do have a beard, but I'm bald.)
Lately some of you have been telling the world that I am going to end the world.
Not only this, you give specific dates.
Come on, humans, I set the Ball rolling, but I'm not going to be the One Who stops the Ball.
You are making that happen by yourselves.
So, please stop saying that I am going to end the world.
This is not fair to Me.
O.K. Now that I've gotten this off of My Chest, I can get back to playing strip poker with My Angels.
IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES GOD AND THE END OF THE WORLD