The
Republicans and Democrats are full of pomp, gas, and promises.
None
of them will be sucked into a black hole anytime soon, fortunately or
unfortunately, nor shine as brightly as 350 billion suns.
The
bromance between Ted and Donald has petered out.
Plus,
crazy Sarah has now hopped on Trump's bandwagon.
But
Miss drill-baby-drill might deposit Mr. Trump into an unwanted
hole.
Her
horrible use of the English language is a negative.
"Sarah Palin just guaranteed Donald Trump
the Evangelical vote, because I think she
was speaking in tongues."
Stephen Colbert
"Sarah Palin just guaranteed Donald Trump
the Evangelical vote, because I think she
was speaking in tongues."
Stephen Colbert
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Bernie
and Hillary are taking swings at each other, but so far no knockouts
have occurred.
I
missed the most recent debate between Bernie, Hilary, and that other
guy.
But
there's still plenty of time for more pomp, gas, and promises.
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My
eye caught something else in the news, however, that is totally
unrelated to the presidential election and the ambition of candidates
to win.
It's
about a device that increases the velocity of a spermatozoon
so that it can successfully penetrate an ovum.
Let's
hear it for sperm!
But
I wonder if scientists might consider inventing an ova-shield
that will be a barrier to these fast-moving seeds.
IT'S
ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES DONALD TRUMP SARAH PALIN AND ROBO SPERM