Wednesday, January 20, 2016

DONALD TRUMP SARAH PALIN AND ROBO SPERM













The Republicans and Democrats are full of pomp, gas, and promises.

None of them will be sucked into a black hole anytime soon, fortunately or unfortunately, nor shine as brightly as 350 billion suns.

The bromance between Ted and Donald has petered out.

Plus, crazy Sarah has now hopped on Trump's bandwagon.

But Miss drill-baby-drill might deposit Mr. Trump into an unwanted hole.
Her horrible use of the English language is a negative.

"Sarah Palin just guaranteed Donald Trump 

the Evangelical vote, because I think she  

was speaking in tongues." 

Stephen Colbert


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Bernie and Hillary are taking swings at each other, but so far no knockouts have occurred.

I missed the most recent debate between Bernie, Hilary, and that other guy.

But there's still plenty of time for more pomp, gas, and promises.

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My eye caught something else in the news, however, that is totally unrelated to the presidential election and the ambition of candidates to win.

It's about a device that increases the velocity of a spermatozoon so that it can successfully penetrate an ovum.



Let's hear it for sperm!

But I wonder if scientists might consider inventing an ova-shield that will be a barrier to these fast-moving seeds.



IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES DONALD TRUMP SARAH PALIN AND ROBO SPERM









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