Whip out that Mexican thing?
What is that?
(No, NOT that)
Two more “debates” remain between Hillary and Donald.
They're not exactly Lincoln-Douglas debates.
More like cat and dog fights.
Or cock fights.
Hillary, no more coughing and feinting.
Donald, no more mocking and tweeting.
This presidential election year should be called Let's Make A Deal:
You show your emails and I'll show my tax returns.
And forget about the size of your hands and that other thing.
Let's hog tie and gag all surrogates for both candidates.
Oh no, that won't happen, because then CNN, MSNBC, FOX NEWS, etc., would go out of business.
Build the damn wall now so Donald will shut up.
(Actually, I'm not for building the great, beautiful wall.)
IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND THAT MEXICAN THING