President
Trump:
Please, don't take away my phone. I have to tweet!
Aide:
Donald,
you have to stop tweeting so much.
President
Trump:
No.
Orangutan must Tweet...Tweet...Tweet!
Aide:
Your
tweets make you sound like a nut case.
President
Trump:
Jobs,
jobs, jobs...
Whaboom!
IT'S
ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES