FIRE AND SMOKE BUT NO COLLUSION IN THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE (WITH OR WITHOUT HIS HEAD)

President Trump:

Please, don't take away my phone. I have to tweet!

Aide:

Donald, you have to stop tweeting so much.

President Trump:

No. Orangutan must Tweet...Tweet...Tweet!

Aide:

Your tweets make you sound like a nut case.

President Trump:

Covfefe!

Jobs, jobs, jobs...

Whaboom!

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES