Getting
tipsy meant these apes lost their inhibitions and learned to trust
each other, which was a key evolutionary advantage.
Throughout
history, the consumption of alcohol may have helped people become
more creative, advancing the development of language, art and
religion.
This
is because alcohol lowers inhibitions and makes people feel more
spiritual.
Apes
were drinking beer before Brett Kavanaugh got plastered.
Before
Jesus was born our simian brethren were imbibing suds.
Before
Hemingway or Steinbeck became inebriated and wrote their prose, apes
were swigging beer, or at least a fermented liquid that preceded
Coors and Budweiser.
But
apes were not sufficiently evolved to create
Art; they drank
beer to get closer to each other.
Beer
bonded them.
Beer
triggered their brains to produce endorphins.
And
Voila!
Baby
apes!
IT'S
ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND BEER
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