BOWLING BALLS AND SPEAR GUNS

I know my local grocery store just wants to make sure that I have found “everything” by asking if I have found everything.

But EVERY THING?

Sometimes I'll tell the cashier:

“No, I couldn't find the spear guns or bowling balls.”

Impertinent me.

They act surprised, and say, “Oh, we don't carry those.

I shouldn't complain.

Sometimes (though I don't remember when) I might have forgotten to get something, and their inquiry helped me.

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND EVERYTHING

RACIST

Trump didn't say “I don't have a brain in my body.”

Trump didn't say “I don't have a soul in my body”.

Trump said “I don't have a racist bone in my body.”

rac·ist

/ˈrāsəst/

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noun

1. 
   
   a person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against people of other races, or who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
   "the comments have led to her being called a racist"

synonyms:

racial bigot, racialist, xenophobe, chauvinist; More

adjective

1. 
   
   showing or feeling discrimination or prejudice against people of other races, or believing that a particular race is superior to another.
   "we are investigating complaints about racist abuse at the club"

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The little mushroom-endowed president doesn't have a racist bone in his body.

The first part of this statement is true.

If Donald Trump imagines that a racist is someone who races, then he is not a racist.

Trump talks like a racist.

Does that make him a racist?

The Democrats, the left, the socialists, the haters of America will answer that question with a yes.

The Republicans, the right, the Trumpeteers (or Trumpists?) will say no.

What do you think?

Will you vote for this pequeño hongo---this petit champignon ---in 2020?

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND RACISTS

TRUMP'S FOURTH OF JULY CELEBRATION

President Trump:

“At my Fourth of July Celebration Stephen Miller will flap his arms like a bald eagle.”

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Reporter:

President Trump, will you ride inside a tank and wave to the people?

Trump:

Yes. I need America and the world to know that I'm a big patriot. My tailor is also making me a suit that will

wrap me inside the American flag.

My tie is beautiful!

Reporter:

Mr. President, some people say that with tanks and other things you have put yourself in the same mold as authoritarian regimes such as Russia, Iran, North Korea.

Trump:

Good. America has nothing to be ashamed of. Not even me. We should strut our military proudly. Thank you. Happy Fourth of July.

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES TANKS AND TRUMP