UNICORN POOP

'By putting out cotton candy flavor and - what is it - unicorn poop flavor, look, this is a kid product and we have to put the kids first,' Mitt Romney argued. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7716267/Colorful-vape-debate-breaks-White-House.html

I quit smoking a long time ago.

Nicotine.

I stopped the pot smoking an even longer time ago.

But if I still smoked, I'd vape.

I'd grab that unicorn poop flavor pronto, and inhale the shi* out of it.

Literally inhale the poop out of it!

I just hope there's a picture of a unicorn on my vaping device.

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND UNICORN POOP

TURKEYS DON'T FLY

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7713505/Just-stuff-TSA-says-OK-pack-cooked-turkey-carry-luggage.html

Although I don't fly much (turkeys don't either), I was glad to see that if I wanted to I could place my cooked turkey into a carry on luggage.

I don't want to do that.

I want to bring a live turkey.

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My turkey, Sam, is my companion and service animal.

I am deathly afraid of dogs because of a childhood trauma event, which I won't go into.

Sam is quiet and respectful.

I would never eat him unless there was no more food after my plane crashed.

Gobble, gobble, gobble.

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND TURKEYS

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