Friday, November 22, 2019

TURKEYS DON'T FLY







Although I don't fly much (turkeys don't either), I was glad to see that if I wanted to I could place my cooked turkey into a carry on luggage.

I don't want to do that.

I want to bring a live turkey.

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My turkey, Sam, is my companion and service animal.
I am deathly afraid of dogs because of a childhood trauma event, which I won't go into.

Sam is quiet and respectful.
I would never eat him unless there was no more food after my plane crashed.

Gobble, gobble, gobble.




IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND TURKEYS






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