Thursday, November 19, 2015

MORE FACES AND A MOUSE ON MARS


UPDATE:
New faces have been seen on Mars.
Even a mouse!
  Once again we have "proof" that "beings" lived on Mars.
  Now, if we can just stop humans from blowing each other up here on Earth, we might have the time, energy, and money to go to Mars and dig around, and find out what the dickens happened (AND is happening!) up there. 

UPDATED UPDATE:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3490289/Is-SPHINX-Mars-UFO-enthusiasts-believe-spotted-ancient-Egyptian-monument-surface-Red-Planet.html







http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3330396/UFO-hunters-spot-MOUSE-Mars-Rock-resembling-small-rodent-captured-latest-images-Curiosity-rover.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3326288/It-Face-God-MARS-UFO-hunters-claim-spotted-ancient-statue.html




















[From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia]

The term pareidolia (pronounced pæraɪˈdoʊliə) describes a psychological phenomenon involving a vague and random stimulus (often an image or sound) being perceived as significant.
Common examples include seeing images of animals or faces in clouds, the man in the moon, and hearing hidden messages on records played in reverse.
The word comes from the Greek para- —"beside", "with" or "alongside"- meaning, in this context, something faulty or wrong (as in paraphasia, disordered speech)—and eidolon—"image" (the diminutive of eidos—"image", "form", "shape"). Pareidolia is a type of apophenia.


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I’m not one who lives and breathes superstition.

I don’t dine on dogma or drink religion.

I’m as at home with Lewis Thomas, Poe, Shakespeare, Vachel Lindsay, Emily Dickinson, Yeats, Baudelaire and Sandburg as I am with Dean Koontz.

But there are many bumps and curves on the Road of Existence.

What may appear to be true may not be.

What something seems may be something else.

I am quite skeptical when cute little faces of Jesus or the Virgin Mary (as if we knew what their faces looked like) appear on (or in?) objects and food.

The powers of human projection can put people on pleasant paths of self-fulfillment and delusion.
“That cloud looks like a poodle”.
“It sure does. Yesterday I saw a cloud that looked like an elephant.”

We see what we want to see whether what we see is there or not.

What we think we see may not be seen by others.

If it makes you feel good…

Then see it?

Nonetheless, as the above pictures indicate, I am a observer and collector of strange, weird, and arcane images.


P.S.

I began a serious search for answers about the enigma of UFOs in 1982, buying every book I could find on this phenomenon.

One book with the word phenomenon in it---Anatomy of a Phenomenon by Jacques Vallee---was my primer on the entire subject.

When time and relevancy to the curriculum permit, I give my English classes a short presentation on UFOs.

[I just wrote a letter to Gore Vidal, telling him that I always have my English classes read his play Visit to a Small Planet.

In my letter I asked if he had the Roswell crash in mind when he wrote his play.

I hope Mr. Vidal answers my question.  Unfortunately, Mr. Vidal didn't get back to me. 

 And may he rest in peace.]


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There is an universal tendency among mankind to conceive all beings like themselves, and to transfer to every object, those qualities, with which they are familiarly acquainted, and of which they are intimately conscious. We find human faces in the moon, armies in the clouds; and by a natural propensity, if not corrected by experience and reflection, ascribe malice or good- will to every thing, that hurts or pleases us.
David Hume


Pareidolia is a type of illusion or misperception involving a vague or obscure stimulus being perceived as something clear and distinct. For example, in the discolorations of a burnt tortilla one sees the face of Jesus Christ. Or one sees the image of Mother Teresa or Ronald Reagan in a cinnamon bun or a man in the moon. Under ordinary circumstances, pareidolia provides a psychological explanation for many delusions based upon sense perception. For example, it explains many UFO sightings, as well as the hearing of sinister messages on records played backwards. Pareidolia explains Elvis, Bigfoot, and Loch Ness Monster sightings. It explains numerous religious apparitions and visions. And it explains why some people see a face or a building in a photograph of the Cydonia region of Mars. Under clinical circumstances, some psychologists encourage pareidolia as a means to understanding a patient, e.g., the Rorschach ink blot test.Astronomer Carl Sagan claimed that the human tendency to see faces in tortillas, clouds, cinnamon buns, and the like is an evolutionary trait. He writes: “As soon as the infant can see, it recognizes faces, and we now know that this skill is hardwired in our brains. Those infants who a million years ago were unable to recognize a face smiled back less, were less likely to win the hearts of their parents, and less likely to prosper. These days, nearly every infant is quick to identify a human face, and to respond with a goony grin.”

[From http://skepdic.com/pareidol.html]


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"Why do people see faces in nature, interpret window stains as human figures, hear voices in random sounds generated by electronic devices or find conspiracies in the daily news? A proximate cause is the priming effect, in which our brain and senses are prepared to interpret stimuli according to an expected model. UFOlogists see a face on Mars. Religionists see the Virgin Mary on the side of a building. Paranormalists hear dead people speaking to them through a radio receiver. Conspiracy theorists think 9/11 was an inside job by the Bush administration. Is there a deeper ultimate cause for why people believe such weird things? There is. I call it 'patternicity', or the tendency to find meaningful patterns in meaningless noise."
"Traditionally, scientists have treated patternicity as an error in cognition. A type I error, or a false positive, is believing something is real when it is not (finding a nonexistent pattern). A type II error, or a false negative, is not believing something is real when it is (not recognizing a real pattern—call it 'apat­ternicity'). In my 2000 book How We Believe (Times Books), I argue that our brains are belief engines: evolved pattern-recognition machines that connect the dots and create meaning out of the patterns that we think we see in nature. Sometimes A really is connected to B; sometimes it is not. When it is, we have learned something valuable about the environment from which we can make predictions that aid in survival and reproduction. We are the ancestors of those most successful at finding patterns. This process is called association learning, and it is fundamental to all animal behavior, from the humble worm C. elegans to H. sapiens."


From

Patternicity: Finding Meaningful Patterns in Meaningless Noise

Why the brain believes something is real when it is not

By Michael Shermer

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=patternicity-finding-meaningful-patterns




IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND MARS













Friday, November 06, 2015

SMART TOILETS AND TRAVELING FASTER IN OUTER SPACE









Finally there's a toilet smart enough to know what the scoop is on my pee and poop, AND will inform me when I need to poo or pee.


No **i*?”, you might exclaim.


Yes s*i*!”, I reply.


In today's world everything seems to be getting smarter and smarter, smaller and smaller, and faster and faster.


Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”, said Arthur C. Clarke.


Today is one, big Magic Show.


But do I really need to know anything more about my feces and pee, other than that I was able to get them out of my body?


I don't need to [or want to] know the ph, weight, temperature or anything else about my poop and pee.


Leaving the toilet for a moment, let's talk about exploring outer space.


It may soon be feasible to travel at very fast speeds to get to the Moon and Mars (please read the article to see the specifics).


Perhaps a smart toilet will  be necessary for these faster trips.



IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES SMART TOILETS AND TRAVELING FASTER IN OUTER SPACE






The wearable device is worn on your stomach and can tell you when it’s time to go to the toilet, with an app on your phone sending you reminder



Tuesday, November 03, 2015

CANCER AND WHY STOP TO TAKE A PILL OR FIND A BATHROOM







China now allows parents to have a second child instead of killing it.

I know an American man who married his wife in China, but divorced her when she had to abort their child (her second).

The United States is still debating whether a mother should have the right to abort her unborn child.

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Television is a pimp for sex.

Its commercials push various drugs that promise to enhance a man's manhood.

O.K. His penis.

These commercials show couples smooching and hugging, then one couple ends up sitting next to each other in separate bathtubs, I guess to relax from their strenuous and amorous exercises, during which time the man's manhood had already been enhanced.

The only thing missing is a video showing the amorous exercises that didn't require a pill or a bathroom.

It's wonderful sex on demand, all because the male had already enhanced his manhood, and was battle-ready.

No need to go to the bathroom or to take a pill when the moment was ripe for the couple's amorous exertions.

Without a video we don't know whether a cigarette was smoked at the end of the carnal calisthenics.


Speaking of cigarettes---and hot dogs---both now seem to be equal candidates for causing cancer.



Ralph Nader said that the hot dog was “one of America's deadliest missiles”, but Babe Ruth always bought four hot dogs, gave one to his dog, then ate the other three. Ruth died from nasopharyngeal carcinoma, a rare disease that causes less than 1% of cancer deaths in the U.S.
I don't know what caused his dog's death.



IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES PROCESSED MEATS AND CANCER





Sunday, November 01, 2015

GLADIATORS AND FOOTBALL



http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/09/us/boxing-is-a-brutal-fading-sport-could-football-be-next.html?


"He can move his hands. He did move his hands.

The announcer happily announced.

We watch football like the Romans watched their gladiators.

It hurts sometimes to watch, but we watch, and we cheer, and we boo.

Until a very bad injury occurs.

We pause.

We stop drinking and eating for a few moments.

Our stomachs ache from what we just saw.

Then the player is taken off of the field.

But it's halftime.
We can breathe again.
Until the third quarter begins.

The injured player has been taken to a hospital.

The announcers will tell us later the status of this injured player.

But the game, the show, must go on.

We will continue to watch, to cheer, to boo, until the next traumatic injury occurs.

Football is a violent sport, but we love to watch it.




IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND FOOTBALL


Tuesday, October 20, 2015

The Phallic Fungus







.

One word in the above article that caught my eye was Dictyophora.

I know it was my prurient brain that had this particular word igniting my neurons.

But we have to think and live with the brain that we have.

The prefix and suffix are apropos to the theme of the article.

(Dear reader, please read between the lines to see what I mean.)

A woman is aroused not by a male member, but by a plant whose genus name is Dictyophora.

Euphoria (phora?) and orgasm result when this odoriferous plant is encountered...that is, sniffed.

Seeing the plant is not a factor.


 "To trigger the reaction, the phallic fungus releases 'hormone-like compounds' that may be similar to human neurotransmitters during sexual encounters.”


The best thing for men to do is to not take their girlfriends or wives where this plant grows.

The best thing for women to do is to go where this plant grows...

AND INHALE DEEPLY.

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND ORGASMS






Sunday, October 11, 2015

GOD AND THE END OF THE WORLD










Hello everyone, this is God.

Yes, the One and Only God.

Although you have always called Me by different names, I'm still just Me.

(Yes, I do have a beard, but I'm bald.)

Lately some of you have been telling the world that I am going to end the world.

Not only this, you give specific dates.

Come on, humans, I set the Ball rolling, but I'm not going to be the One Who stops the Ball.

You are making that happen by yourselves.

So, please stop saying that I am going to end the world.

This is not fair to Me.

O.K. Now that I've gotten this off of My Chest, I can get back to playing strip poker with My Angels.


IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES  GOD AND THE END OF THE WORLD















































Wednesday, October 07, 2015

WHERE'S MY BONE?









Humans use a part of their brain that dogs use when they look for their bones.

(I use the same part of my brain when I search for mine.)

But all kidding and bones aside, humans search for information, not bones.

This is a short entry, but so is the article.
Go ahead, read it.
You can find your bone later.

P.S.

The last part in the above article is about how dogs can recognize faces of people and other dogs (I guess when they're not searching for their bones.)






IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND BONES!







Wednesday, September 30, 2015

WAR AND HAIR PIECE










REPORTER:
Mr. Trump, where were you born?

DONALD TRUMP:
I was born in New York, June 14, 1946.

REPORTER:
And your hair?

DONALD TRUMP:
On the top of my head. Ha, ha.

REPORTER:
Mr. Trump, do you really think that you can prevail in 2016 and become the next president of the United States?

DONALD TRUMP:
Yes.

REPORTER:
But, sir, how can you possibly be a credible candidate when you now call yourself a birther?

DONALD TRUMP:
When President Obama can produce video footage of his birth in the United States I will concede that he is a U.S. citizen.

REPORTER:
And your hair?

DONALD TRUMP:
I will remove all of the hair on my head and from my entire body when Barack Obama comes clean on his citizenship.

REPORTER:
Thank you, Mr. Trump.

DONALD TRUMP:
My pleasure.




IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND HAIR!

Thursday, September 24, 2015

A VERY SHORT SERMON BY DONALD TRUMP






I will build a great wall around Vatican City so huge that even God will find it difficult to scale.

and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively.

I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and a great, great wall around Vatican City, and I will make Mexico pay for their wall, and the Pope will pay for his.

Mark my words.

This wall will keep all future popes inside Vatican City so that they don't come out to tell others what to do or not to do.

The wall will go up, and Mexico and the Pope will start behaving.

Amen.



IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!



Wednesday, September 23, 2015

IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF AUTUMN



 
This is the first day of autumn,

But the last leaf has not fallen---

And there is still a rose blossom!


Autumn's not the season of decay---

For proof interrogate the blue jay.


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TrEeS oF aUtUmNaL GoLd
hOLd Up HeAvEn'S bLuE cEiLiNg
AbOvE tHe DaRk EaRtH

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Bruised face of Autumn
Rest under savage
Snow

Sleep long sleep
In winter's
Glow


Spring will softly step
With golden light upon

Thy crimson
Frown
.


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EARTH'S VITAL WATER
BENEATH THE BRIGHT SCARLET LEAVES

AUTUMN'S RENAISSANCE



IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!

Friday, September 11, 2015

September 11, 2001: UNSOLVED MYSTERY?






"It is already possible to know beyond a reasonable doubt one very important thing: The destruction of the World Trade Center was an inside job, orchestrated by domestic terrorists. The welfare of our republic and perhaps even the survival of our civilization depend on getting the truth about 9/11 exposed."

DAVID RAY GRIFFIN
Author of The New Pearl Harbor: Disturbing Questions About the Bush Administration and 9/11

September 11, 2001: For 35 minutes, from 8:15 AM until 9:05 AM, although widely known within the FAA and the military that four planes have been simultaneously hijacked and taken off course, no one notifies the President of the United States. It is not until 9:30 AM that any Air Force planes are scrambled to intercept, but by then it is too late. This means the National Command Authority waited for 75 minutes before scrambling aircraft, even though it was known that four simultaneous hijackings had occurred -- an event that has never happened in history.
 [CNN; ABC; MS-NBC; Los Angeles Times; New York Times]


The exercises that went on that morning simulating the exact kind of thing that was happening so confused the people in the FAA and NORAD....that they didn't know what was real and what was part of the exercise.
I think the people who planned and carried out those exercises, they're the ones that should be the object of investigation.
If I had to narrow it down to one person....I think my prime suspect would be Dick Cheney.


Dr. Robert M. Bowman
[Lt. Col., USAF, ret. flew 101 combat missions in Vietnam; recipient of the Eisenhower Medal, the George F. Kennan Peace Prize, the President’s Medal of Veterans for Peace, the Society of Military Engineers Gold Medal (twice), six Air Medals, and dozens of other awards and honors. His Ph.D. is in Aeronautics and Nuclear Engineering from Caltech. He chaired 8 major international conferences, and is one of the country’s foremost experts on National Security. Dr. Bowman was the former head of the Star Wars missile defense program under Presidents Ford and Carter.]

Early July 2001: A briefing prepared for senior US government officials:
"Based on a review of all-source reporting over the last five months, we
believe that [bin Laden] will launch a significant terrorist attack
against US and/or Israeli interests in the coming weeks. The attack will
be spectacular and designed to inflict mass casualties against US
facilities or interests. Attack preparations have been made. Attack will
occur with little or no warning." As the weeks go by, intelligence
information given to senior officials show that al-Qaeda continues to
expect an imminent attack on US interests. [Senate Intelligence
Committee, 9/18/02, Washington Post, 9/19/02]

Nov. 2, 2001, 12:00 PST -- On Oct. 31 the French daily Le Figaro dropped a bombshell. While in a Dubai hospital receiving treatment for a chronic kidney infection last July, Osama bin Laden met with a top CIA official -- presumably the chief of station. The meeting, held in bin Laden's private suite, took place at the American hospital in Dubai at a time when he was a wanted fugitive for the bombings of two U.S. embassies and last year's attack on the USS Cole.


Sept. 6-7, 2001 - Put options (a speculation that the stock will go down) totaling 4,744 are purchased on United Air Lines stock, as opposed to only 396 call options (speculation that the stock will go up). This is a dramatic and abnormal increase in sales of put options. Many of the United puts are purchased through Deutschebank/A.B. Brown, a firm managed until 1998 by the current executive director of the CIA, A.B. "Buzzy" Krongard. [Source: The Herzliyya International Policy Institute for Counterterrorism (ICT), http://www.ict.org.il/, Sept. 21, 2001

The business of America is business.

The Pentagon and its suppliers had a lot of business because of 9-11.

There are a few who believe that Vice President Dick Cheney “coordinated” the attacks while a dazed Commander-in-Chief was busy reading to a classroom of children in Florida.


"I was sitting outside the classroom and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was on.” [CNN, 12/4/01] “When we walked into the classroom, I had seen this plane fly into the first building.” [White House, 1/5/02] There was no live coverage of the first crash on TV and President Bush was in a classroom reading with children at the time of the second crash.
The Long War President was also in a daze a few days before 9-11:
On August 6, 2001 Bush was given a national security memo that warned of a possible attack by al-Qaeda during the next few weeks using hijacked aircraft by al-Qaeda agents already inside the United States. Bush responded by taking a long vacation at his ranch in Crawford.

President Bush receives classified intelligence briefings at his Crawford, Texas ranch indicating that Osama bin Laden might be planning to hijack commercial airliners. [CBS News; CNN, May 15, 2002]

The Decider had been vacationing for six years.

Except when he was giving his propaganda speeches before hand-picked pro-war audiences.


But America is no longer supporting the Long War President’s War or his Abode of Untruth.


Late July 2001 : David Schippers, noted conservative Chicago lawyer
and the House Judiciary Committee's chief investigator in the Clinton
impeachment trial, later claims that FBI agents in Chicago and Minnesota
contact him around this time and tell him that a terrorist attack,
involving aircraft, is going to occur in lower Manhattan. According to
Schippers, the agents had been developing extensive information on the
planned attack for many months. However, the FBI soon pulls them off the
terrorist investigation and threatens them with prosecution under the
National Security Act if they go public with the information. As a
result, they contact Schippers hoping he can persuade the government to
take action. Schippers tries to pass the information on to high
government officials but apparently his efforts are ignored. Partly in
conjunction with Judicial Watch, the public interest law firm, Schippers
is now representing at least ten FBI agents in a suit against the US
government in an attempt to have their testimony subpoenaed, which would
enable them to legally tell what they know without going to jail.
[Judicial Watch, 11/14/01

August 2001: Russian President Putin later states that during this
month, "I ordered my intelligence to warn President Bush in the strongest
terms that 25 terrorists were getting ready to attack the US, including
important government buildings like the Pentagon." [MSNBC, 9/15/01] He
states that suicide pilots are training for attacks on US targets. [Fox
News, 5/17/02] The head of Russian intelligence also states, "We had
clearly warned them" on several occasions, but they "did not pay the
necessary attention." [Agence France-Presse, 9/16/01] A Russian newspaper
on September 12, 2001 claims that "Russian Intelligence agents know the
organizers and executors of these terrorist attacks. Moscow warned
Washington about preparation to these actions a couple of weeks before
they happened.

August 2001: The CIA issues a report warning the White House,
Pentagon and Department of State that bin Laden is intent on launching a
terrorist attack soon, possibly inside the US. [Sunday Herald, 9/23/01]

August 6, 2001: President Bush receives classified intelligence briefings
at his Crawford, Texas ranch indicating that bin Laden might be planning
to hijack commercial airliners. The memo read to him is titled "Bin Laden
Determined to Strike in US", and the entire 11 page memo focuses on the
possibility of terrorist attacks inside the US (his normal daily security
briefings run two or three pages).

"No one could have conceived of planes as a weapon."


-- Condoleeza Rice