A LETTER TO THE EDITOR:
Welcome to Up-in Smoke Airlines, flight number, uh, I can't remember.
But we are going to San Francisco.
I am your captain, Cheech Marin, and your co-pilot is Tommy Chong.
Our navigator today is Pacman Jones and in the cabin we have Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan.
Sit back, light up a bong and enjoy the flight.
We will be there before you can say, "Hey duuuude, got any munchies?"
By Richard Chase
MY REPLY TO THE LETTER TO THE EDITOR:
I'm glad that there's finally a safer airline where crew and pilots aren't loopy from martinis.
Today's jets mostly "fly themselves", but sometimes an acumen is necessary that alcoholic intoxication undermines.
It would be bad, of course, if the crew and pilots had smoked marijuana AND drunk alcohol.
Captain, only the pot, please.
When did Cheech and Chong start flying, anyway?
By Mad Plato
Welcome to Up-in Smoke Airlines, flight number, uh, I can't remember.
But we are going to San Francisco.
I am your captain, Cheech Marin, and your co-pilot is Tommy Chong.
Our navigator today is Pacman Jones and in the cabin we have Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan.
Sit back, light up a bong and enjoy the flight.
We will be there before you can say, "Hey duuuude, got any munchies?"
By Richard Chase
MY REPLY TO THE LETTER TO THE EDITOR:
I'm glad that there's finally a safer airline where crew and pilots aren't loopy from martinis.
Today's jets mostly "fly themselves", but sometimes an acumen is necessary that alcoholic intoxication undermines.
It would be bad, of course, if the crew and pilots had smoked marijuana AND drunk alcohol.
Captain, only the pot, please.
When did Cheech and Chong start flying, anyway?
By Mad Plato
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