CELLPHONOPHOBIA

I, too, have CellPhonophobia, and like a Pavlovian dog, each time I hear anyone blabbing away on their cell phone, I want to grab it and smash it
(unlike the dog who wants to eat it).

I also think about all of the brain tumors that these blabbers' brains are getting from all of the microwaves (do I have the right "wave"?).

And what is so damn important that people can't just wait to talk to each other?

Cell phones are a mania and a plague.

They and the people who use them scare me.

Of course, I don't need to use any cell phone, because I use ESP.