It's now official:
Alien-human hybrids work for FOX News.
Up to now, the nature of the beast has dwelt in a mysterious darkness.
It came as no surprise to me that most of the wing nuts who work for FOX News are the parturitions of bad aliens.
Just look at (NOT into) their spooky eyes.
This is a dead giveaway that these screeching and scary spielers are the not spawn of little green men, but of those gray e.t.'s that have big, black eyes!
Well, maybe not the grays, but some other aliens, because the eyes of broadcasters on FOX News are not black, they're just very creepy-looking.
Their hybridized orbs come from other e.t's.
Look at these peepers, and you'll see what I'm talking about.
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!