IN TODAY'S NEWS

1. THE FIRST TEST TUBE BABY HAD A BABY
[IN A TEST TUBE?}

2. THE U.S. IS NUMBER 12 IN THE WORLD FOR ASSOCIATE DEGREES. CANADA IS #1, SOUTH KOREA IS #2, AND RUSSIA IS #3.
[WHY?]

3. STUDY: PERSONALITIES MAY BE SET AS EARLY AS FIRST GRADE
[AND CHARACTER?]

4. RICHARD HAAS ON AFGHANISTAN: IT'S HARD TO MAKE THE CASE THAT IT'S WORTH IT.
[IF IT'S NOT HARD THEN WHY BE SOFT ON GETTING OUT?]

5. UN: PAKISTAN FLOOD MISERY MAY RIVAL 2004 INDIAN OCEAN TSUNAMI AND 2010 HAITI EARTHQUAKE
[WHAT'S NEXT?]

6. BOEHNER [R-OH] SAYS 14TH AMENDMENT REVISION "WORTH CONSIDERING"
[YEAH, GIVE IT A NEW, TANNED AND ORANGE LOOK]

7. REPORT: WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION TO DECLARE H1N1 PANDEMIC OVER
[DID IT EVER REALLY EXIST?]

8. LOS ANGELES TIMES: BIG MONEY SITS ON THE SIDELINES OF POT LEGALIZATION BATTLE
[FOR TAXES, VOTES, POT...OR ALL THREE?]

9. BOEHNER [R-OH] SAYS "THERE ARE A LOT OF OPTIONS" ON RAISING RETIREMENT AGE.
[A LOT OF OPTIONS? THIS IS JUST OBFUSCATION BENEATH AN ORANGE TAN (ORANGUTAN?). THE CURRENT AGE TO RETIRE WOULD JUST GO UP!]

10. JOE SCARBOROUGH ON AFGHANISTAN: "WE WON, LET'S GO HOME".
[GOOD IDEA]



IT'S THE OIL STUPID!