Monday, July 11, 2011

BO AT HIS PRESS CONFERENCE JULY 11, 2111




NOTE:
QUOTES in bold print WITH BO (PUN INTENDED) ARE BY BARACK OBAMA.
BO means Better Orator!

Dear readers:
Please remember to think about double meanings.
Thank you.


"HIS POLITICS WITHIN HIS CAUCUS ARE VERY DIFFERENT."

"I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH JUICE YOU'VE GOT IN THE REPUBLICAN CAUCUS."
[BO]

"THE SAUSAGE MAKING HAPPENS BEHIND THE SCENES."
[Hmmm....]

"A LOT IS UP IN THE AIR."
[Yeah, and a lot of hot air is coming out of both caucuses.]

"KEEP YOUR BASE BUT CUT A DEAL."
[Sounds like a drug deal.]

"IT'S NOT JUST A BAD COP GOOD COP SHOW"

"I CONTINUE TO PUSH...FOR THE LARGEST POSSIBLE DEAL AND THERE'S GOING TO BE RESISTANCE."
[BO]
[Sounds like a big drug deal.]

"WE DON'T MANAGE OUR AFFAIRS IN THREE MONTH INCREMENTS."
[BO]

"AND IF WE THINK IT'S HARD NOW...IMAGINE HOW THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO BE THINKING SIX MONTHS FROM NOW WHEN THEY'RE ALL UP."
[BO]

"IT'S NOT GOING TO GET EASIER...IT'S GOING TO GET HARDER, SO WE MIGHT AS WELL DO IT NOW."
[BO]

"PEEL OFF THE BAND AID."
[BO]

"EAT YOUR PEAS."
[BO]



I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS STUPID!









1 comment:

DiAnne said...

WE live in interesting times. How is summer vacation? I've been to Yosemite three times in the past six months. Bobcat was next door today. I got video.