BACK TO EDEN: A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO COCKROACHES JUST BEFORE THE END

Cocky:

Ready?

Rocky:

Ready for what?

Cocky:

The End.

Rocky:

The end of what?

Cocky:

THE END.

 The End of you, me…everything on Earth!

Rocky:

Hey Mr. Cocky, aren’t you forgetting one thing?

 We’re supposed to be the last to go, remember?

Cocky:

But that’s only if there’s nuclear radiation.

Rocky:

Well, maybe the End will have some.

Cocky:

Maybe. 

Rocky:

Anyway, where did you hear about this?

Cocky:

YouTube, dude, YouTube!

Rocky:

Get out of here!

 That’s a big, cockamamie story if I’ve ever heard of one.

Cocky:

We’ll soon find out, won’t we? 

And be more careful with your choice of words!

Rocky:

Oh, sorry.

So when is the caca going to hit the big fan?

Cocky:

This Friday, December 21^st.  And, again, please be more careful with your choice of words.

Rocky:

Oh, sorry.

But’s December 21^st is the first day of winter!

Cocky

That’s right…and the last day!

IT’S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!