CROCODILE TEARS FALLING DOWN A FISCAL CLIFF

 

 

 

 

 

John Boehner:

First off (Sniff, sniff, sniff)…taxes just won’t go up.

Eric Cantor:

That’s right, John.

 Here, have a tissue.

John Boehner:

Thanks Eric (Sniff!).

 If needed, my caucus and I will kick this can down the road, and it just might go over the fiscal cliff.

Eric Cantor:

That’s right, John.

 Here, take the whole box of tissues.

John Boehner:

Thank you Eric.

  Just a moment while I blow my nose.

 Sniff, sniff.

Eric Cantor:

Right, John.  I agree.

John Boehner:

I want everyone inside my caucus to know---and this includes the rich that have incomes above $250,000---I won’t vote to raise your tax rates.

 You need the extra cash…the country needs more jobs!

Sniff, sniff, sniff.

Eric Cantor:

Oh, John, how right you are. 

SNIFF!

 

IT’S RENEWABLE RESOURCES STUPID!