IN THE NEWS

That doughnut on Mars wasn't an alien after all.

It was just a rock.

Long live Rock and Roll!

Valentine's Day is over.

Dentists love this day, and candy companies love it even more.

Both love Easter, but especially Halloween.

Go sugar!

This summer may be one of the hottest ever recorded.

Go sun!

The United States gets 50% of its fruits, vegetables, and nuts from California.

Fruits and nuts come mostly from San Francisco.

Go fruits and nuts!

Miley Cyrus is as raunchy as can be.

Go Miley!

Justin Bieber's bad behavior is on hiatus.

Go Bieber!

Jay is out and Jimmy is in.

(I love to end sentences with prepositions.)

Go Fallon!

Movies, movies, movies.

So many to watch.

Go cinema!

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!