WATERBOARDING SARAH PALIN AND BAPTISM

 

"Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists."

Sarah Palin

 

I do not remember the day that I was baptized.

I will need to be hynotized to remember that acqueous moment.

I do remember when I received a sharp smack from the bishop, delivering my confirmation.

Even the Holy Ghost was jolted by that wallop.

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With her usual ability to amuse us, Sarah Palin recently used the rite of baptism to describe the unholy and cruel procedure of waterboarding.

Miss drill-baby-drill soccer mom is still stuck in her mire of foolishness.

Like global warming, Sarah Palin just won't go away.

But who knows? Maybe she will make another run for the White House.

Perhaps she'll run with Mitt Romney, Donald Trump, or Rick Perry.

This would give the country and talk shows something to laugh about.

Polarization in politics stays strong until a party or politician finds an issue to promote re-election....Republican or Democrat.

Sarah Palin titillated NRA members with her cute but moronic quips, but let's hope that the majority of Americans don't vote for this nonsense in 2016.

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!

HAPPY EASTER!

Santa:

Hello Easter Bunny! How's business?

Easter Bunny:

Hi Santa. Business is great. Thank you Jesus!

Santa:

You can say that again. Alright, I'll say it: Thank you Jesus!

Easter Bunny:

I guess we really should thank God.

Santa:

Yes, thank you Jesus and God!

Easter Bunny:

Well, I've got to get all of my eggs in a basket, and start delivering.

Santa:

Ho, ho, ho! Talk to you later. 

ITS' ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND EASTER!

BODY ODOR AND JESUS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2604264/Why-breath-smells-armpits-reek-Infographic-explains-chemistry-body-odours-including-flatulence-cheesy-feet.html

Some recent news has greatly disturbed me .

One piece of news was that Jesus might have had a wife.

Well, this is not really that disturbing, because if it is true, then it might prove that Jesus was not gay.

(I can't use the word gay without thinking that it once just meant the simple adjective happy; but I suppose homosexual is too strong, and the word fag is totally inappropriate.)

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The other news that disturbed me was learning the chemical makeup for different body odors .

Do we really want to know this kind of stuff?

Can't we just stink and not be told what it is that makes us stink?

I guess not.

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In other news, Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan are doing much better.

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Russia and the United States may or may not be entering another COLD war; or worse yet, starting ANOTHER World war.

It all depends on how irritated Putin's mammillae become, and then just how cool Barack Obama and Congress can manage to stay if Putin's mammillae do become real distended .

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES, JESUS, BODY ODOR, AND PEACE!

HELLO MONEY GOODBYE DEMOCRACY

Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Feith and the rest of that ghoulish clique still call the foreign policy shots for national Republicans. Despite their abject failures — both technocratically and morally — Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld remain in good standing with the people who run one of America’s only two serious political parties. If Mitt Romney were president right now, with Dan Senor by his side, the United States could be ramping up for war with Iran or Russia, preparing to once again spread freedom from the barrel of a gun as if Fallujah and Abu Ghraib never happened.
From http://www.salon.com/2014/04/05/bush_crews_deplorable_return_how_their_reemergence_sends_a_deadly_message/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=socialflow


Money does talk, and now, thanks to the Supreme Court, money will talk until the cows come home, until the chickens come home to roost, until hell freezes over...

The Almighty dollar now controls American democracy!

The love of money will now embrace our future leaders like there is no tomorrow (and there may not be after big business and super-rich, domestic  (and foreign) powers shower their money on leaders they will pay for).

Finally, we will get the government we deserve

(NOT).

Less is not more.

The more money you have, the more power you have.

Thank you United States Supreme Court!

IT'S ABOUT MONEY!

From HogueProphecy.com

There are forces, this time mostly in the West that for greed and profit would like to set free the Demon called “Cold War” once again! These infernal corporations of the war business, their puppet politicians and their media hacks fantasize that propagating the Russian Federation as some new Soviet Union to be contained will bring decades of profits and like the financially flush times of the last Cold War market, never lead to a nuclear war.

Democrat and Republican leaders alike have become converts to the Neconservative, US hegemonic philosophy that could bring this about. These agents of corporate fascism overtaking the Western World choose your leaders now. They have propped up Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton, as big business’s choices. You are expected to choose one of them when you go through the motions of voting for US president in 2016. Both of these puppets have completely converted to the Neo-”Con” job. Either way, your next US president will be a channel for war market mongers!

ARE THEY HERE OR OUT THERE?

After writing this letter, and after finishing Strangers by Dean Koontz, I wanted to add a paragraph that I found while reading Strangers:
"The mere existence of another---and superior---intelligence put human strife in a different context.  Mankind's endless, violent struggles to dominate and enslave, to impress one philosophy or another upon the entire race at any cost in blood and pain---that seemed so hopelessly petty and fruitless now.  All narrow, power-centered philosophies would surely collapse.  Religions that preached the oneness of men would probably thrive, but those that encouraged violent conversion would not...that extraterrestrial contact had the potential to make one nation of all mankind, one vast family; for the first time in history, every individual could have the respect that only a good, loving family---no king, no government---could bestow.
Something had come down from the sky.
And all humankind could be lifted up."




It was after reading the article below that I then wrote my letter.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2356807/Our-galaxy-contain-60-BILLION-alien-planets-capable-supporting-life--double-number-thought-before.html

If they are out there, why aren't they here?

Why don't they visit?

Is our planet too dangerous for them?

Do they have better things to do?

Don't they want to support Hillary Clinton in 2016?

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Bill Clinton was on Jimmy Kimmel's show, and Clinton with his trademark grin exclaimed that he did not know if they were here, but that he did believe it was quite possible that they were out there.

Then, reminiscent of Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton pointed out that countries would stop fighting each other if it was known that they that came from out there were evil empires (not like Russia, but like North Korea).

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So...we all need to wait for them to visit, and

continue to prepare for new wars until they either rescue us from our self-annihilation, or do some annihilating themselves.

In the meantime, let's get ready for the Final Four.

Maybe they will like basketball.

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND THEM.

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND THEM.