Some
recent news has greatly disturbed me .
One
piece of news was that Jesus might have had a wife.
Well,
this is not really that disturbing, because if it is true, then it
might prove that Jesus was not gay.
(I
can't use the word gay without thinking that it once just meant the
simple adjective happy; but I suppose homosexual is too
strong, and the word fag is totally inappropriate.)
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The
other news that disturbed me was learning the chemical makeup for different body odors .
Do
we really want to know this kind of stuff?
Can't
we just stink and not be told what it is that makes us stink?
I
guess not.
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In
other news, Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan are doing much better.
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Russia
and the United States may or may not be entering another COLD war; or
worse yet, starting ANOTHER World war.
It
all depends on how irritated Putin's mammillae become, and then just
how cool Barack Obama and Congress can manage to stay if Putin's
mammillae do become real distended .
IT'S
ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES, JESUS, BODY ODOR, AND PEACE!
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