Dick:
Is
this the Decider?
Yeah,
this is Dick.
Bush:
Hi
Dick, how's it hanging?
Dick:
Dubya,
I wish you wouldn't say that.
Bush:
O.K.
How's
the old ticker?
Dick:
I'm
hanging in there.
Quack.
Bush:
So
Dick, what's up?
Dick:
The
Democrats are dragging our butts through the torture mud again.
Bush:
Butts
and Torture? You mean rectal feeding?
Dick:
Quack.
Yes.
Bush:
What's
the problem? It's nutrition at both ends.
Dick:
Quack.
Right.
Our
butts are covered at both ends.
Bush:
Alright.
It's
all good.
Well,
Dick, I've got to get back to my painting.
Dick:
Quack.
What
are you painting today?
Bush:
Kim
Kardashian's butt.
Dick:
O.K.
Dubya.
I'll
see you at the ranch.
Bush:
Right.
We
can waterboard some more armadillos.
Dick:
Quack!
IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES OIL AND TORTURE!
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