THE REVENGE OF KIM JONG UN

"Is this kimchee button?"

Kim Jong un:

아, 씨발...Ah, Shi-bal! I really piss off!

U.S. Government whack my Internet!

Commander Dong Poo:

What we do Supreme Leader?

Kim Jong un:

We fight back! We destroy dastardly imperialists!

Commander Dong Poo:

How Supreme Leader?

Kin Jong un:

We bomb them with strongest kimchee (hangul: 김치 )!

Commander Dong Poo:

Yes, Supreme Leader! I shop now for cabbage!

Kim Jong un:

Red cabbage! Remember...we communists!

Commander Dong Poo:

Yes, Supreme Leader!

Kim Jong un:

My rockets ready to deliver my kimchee?

Commander Dong Poo:

Supreme leader, we have no intercontinental missiles.

Kim Jong un:

아, 씨발...Ah, Shi-bal! Then email my kimchee!

Commander Dong Poo:

Supreme leader, we have no internet.

Kim Jong un:

Call China!

Commander Dong Poo:

Yes, Supreme Leader!

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!