THE TED AND MARCO SHOW

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/eugene-robinson-republicans-are-stubbornly-blocking-the-road-on-climate/2015/01/19/a1942808-a004-11e4-9f89-561284a573f8_story.html

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Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) will chair the subcommittee that oversees NASA, and Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) will chair to the subcommittee that oversees the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, or NOAA. Both have gone on record denying human-caused climate change.

 

Ted Cruz:

Hello Marco. Man, your water bottle is huge!

Marco Rubio:

I know. I don't want to have another sip slip while I'm speaking.

Ted Cruz:

Good idea.

Marco Rubio:

So what's up Ted?

Ted Cruz:

The moon, the planets, the sun, and all of those galaxies.

Marco Rubio:

I wonder if the sun is experiencing any Global Warming?

Ted Cruz:

No, it's already too hot to get any warmer.

(Both laugh)

Marco Rubio:

Well, it's been very cold here. So much for Global Warming.

(laughter)

Ted Cruz:

The only thing that's heating up is the 2016 election.

Marco rubio:

Right. Well, are you ready to go to the sauna?

Ted cruz:

yes. Let's go warm our globes!

(laughter)

it's about renewable resources!