OMB:
This
is the Office of Management and Budget, how may I assist you today?
Winston:
Yes,
I'd like to find out what the government knows about me.
OMB:
Sir,
you will need to contact the Enterprise Data Inventory.
Winston:
OK.
Thanks
EDI:
Hello,
this is the Enterprise Data Inventory. How may I help you today?
Winston:
I
want to find out what information the government has on me in your
Data Index.
EDI:
Sir,
what is your date of birth?
Winston:
June
1, 1984.
EDI:
How interesting. That's the same year as the name of that novel.
Winston:
I
know, that's how I got my name. Now, how about the information on
me?
EDI:
One
moment while I retrieve your file. Oh my, Mr. Winston, you have some
very interesting data.
Winston:
Like
what?
EDI:
Well,
it says here that you are prone to excessive flatulence, and that you
are a compulsive nose picker.
Winston:
You've
got to be kidding?
EDI:
No,
I'm not kidding. I'm looking at photos of your compulisve nose
picking. Oooh.
Winston:
Alright.
But what about some more important data?
EDI:
Well,
we know that you are planning to have a sex change operation in a few
weeks.
Winston
What!
How can you know that? I haven't told anyone.
EDI:
We
have our methods Mr. Winston.
Winston:
This
is outrageous! I almost feel naked.
EDI:
Don't
worry, Mr. Winston, we already know what you look like unclothed.
Have a nice day.
IT'S
ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND WHAT BIG BROTHER KNOWS!
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